Mr.
Ed is the trailer park manager. He is the epitome of the slum lord.
Mr.Ed Wears the wife beater and allows a transient to live in their
common area because he pays him $5 a month rent. Mr. Ed doesn't even
help when during the rains, trailer 17 started to float down the park.
He claims he is allergic to mud. He likes to touch people
inappropriately when talking to them. He loves money. Played by Ed
Baccari.
Juliana has lived in Paradise Drive for 12 years. Two years ago her dog
'Lola' died. She keeps the brain in the freezer
wrapped in pink and blue Saran wrap with a pink pom-pom on top and
behind the T-bone steak. She wants to save enough money to have the
brain cryogenically saved. Juliana is such an animal lover, she has
taken the place of rats in the make-up testing. This has saved a few
rats, earned her a few bucks and caused a few side effects. She is
rumored to be the heiress to the Quaker Oats fortune. Played by Juliana Bellinger.
Tricy,
a gay middle aged guy that lives with his mother. His big goal is to be
selected for Extreme, Extreme Makeover and Home Edition. He needs to
look as pathetic as possible. He regularly gets
abducted by aliens! He is currently recovering from Smarty's addiction.
Played by David Trice.
Fredericka gives ancient remedies, tarot card and star reading advise to
all the residents. She is attending VooDoo U and getting her degree in
white magic. An animal lover she failed her sacrificing class' because
her teacher would not take an artichoke heart nor a heart of palm nor a
lettuce heart in the place of an animal heart to complete her final. She
may have found love in the captain of the soccer team, 'Lucky'.
Played by Fredericka Meek.
Amy is an "occupational therapist". She tries out job after job and can't decide
what she wants to do. She went to 'mall school' and got her GED, and
steals other people's mail to practice her reading. Easily influenced,
after seeing Jessica Simpson in 'The Dukes of Hazzard', she became a Southern Belle.
Helping Stephanie with her boxing she was put into a coma, during her
treatment her breathalyzer broke down giving her brain damage in
the way of multiple personalities. Played by Amy Harmon.
D.C.
is Amy's brother. They live with their pill
popping, drinking Aunt Laura whom no one has ever seen. A
white, skinny 16 year old wannabe rapper. He needs street creds and good
callabin'. He has been known to wait in line at 3:00 in the morning to
get egg crates to try and build a music studio. He was bummed when the
manager put a trailer on the shuffle board court, where he was planning to
build it. Played by David Buchan (left). In episode one, Amy's
brother was Cole, played by Cole Evan Weiss (right).
Crystal
Gail, played by Laura Walsh, moved into trailer 22 1/2
with her daughter Liana, played by Liana Liberato. She wants
Liana to be a big Hollywood star. Liana wants nothing to do with acting
or being a star. She would prefer to be an apprentice to Fredericka
and learn the art of spells and voodoo. When Crystal talks no one can get a word in edgewise. She has been re-birthed and
re-parented by a do-it-yourself QVC video tape she bought at a garage
sale and likes to do naked-yoga with the new trailer 11 guy.
David
is a talented, but undiscovered stand-up comic. He spends every cent he makes on "keeping up with the Jones"
and can't afford to move out of the trailer park. He does have a nice
ride, nice clothes, nice watch and nice ladies. While doing a David
Guest's guest impression, he was giving a two year contract in Branson,
Missouri. Played by David Raibon.
Aunt Clara is a Reverend by mail order. She is David's and Stephanie's
aunt. She moved here with Stephanie because she was having legal
problems at her 'mansion'. She brags about having been the 'lady
of the house', where in reality she was the 'help'. She is always
talking about the good old days at the mansion and all her 'famous'
lovers she's had. Makes a mean lemonade. Played by Clara Holmes.
Stephanie wants to be a boxing champ. She
does not like the color pink and popped her Uncle's eye out in church
because he made her wear a pink, frilly dress. She went to visit Amy at
the hospital after she put her into a coma, and had an anger attack.
She's forced to attend anger management therapy and is doing community
service until 2015. Amy's smart personality, Margaret, is appealing her
case. Played by Stephanie Moore.
Ramon,
a widow and a man of few words, was born in Montana but for some reason,
everyone thinks he speaks English poorly and doesn't understand him.
He has found new love and happiness with his
young trophy wife, Maritza. He is the richest tenant of the trailer park as he
owns his own trailer and has his own telephone. Played by Ramon Hilario.
Lydia
is the daughter of Ramon. She is a mortician by
trade. She has trouble finding a decent
man. While in the 'Goth' period, she met someone on deadspace.com who turned out to be a wimp.
He cried at chick flicks and threw up when she tried to get him to bite
a head off a bat. She's recently graduated from M.U.T.T., Makeup for
Theatrical and Television. She is coming to terms accepting her father's
new wife Maritza. Played by Lydia Blanco.
Maritza,
is the wife of Ramon and step mom to Lydia. She has the heart of gold, but
just one taco short of a combination plate. She walks around in lingerie.
She tries to get Lydia to like her. She painted her room, pink and then
green because she claims "green is the new black". She is not dumb, she just
sees life in her own way. She's always looking for ways to make her 'Ramoni'
happy. Played by Maritza Graciela Brikisak.
Ron used to be a professional dancer until a terrible accident while
performing his last quadruple pirouette with a slide. He slipped on the
ice of Ice Castles and hit his head. The accident expanded his brain and
became an inventor. He became homeless when his last invention failed
and lost all his money on the law suit. He's the ugly brother of Mr. Ed
and Guy. Played by Ron Eckert.
Guy is a collector of professions. He's a Dr. of Cryogenics, a Priest, a
loan shark and sometimes the assistant manager of the trailer park. He's Mr.
Ed and Ron's smart brother. Played by Guy Camilleri.
Viji is the first of Juliana wayward souls, that answered Juliana's ad in
the laundry mat. She suffers from delusion and believes she's Mrs.Osama Bin
Laden's wife. Played by Viji Nathan.
Frank is Viji's son. The New Trailer 11 Guy! He is a nudist and a
yoga practitioner. He does naked yoga with Crystal Gail and Mr. Ed.
Played by Frank Maharajh. |